I Don’t Rise & Shine, I Caffeinate – 25 oz / 40 oz Stainless Steel Travel Tumbler with Handle | Funny Gift for Coffee Lovers

I Don’t Rise & Shine, I Caffeinate ☕

For the realists who know mornings aren’t for miracles — they’re for caffeine.
This “I Don’t Rise & Shine, I Caffeinate & Hope for the Best” tumbler turns every chaotic start into a small victory, one sip at a time.

With its witty quote, warm brown typography, and clean minimalist design, it’s your perfect daily companion — whether you’re heading to work, running errands, or just trying to remember what day it is.

🌿 Product Features

• Material: Premium stainless steel

• Sizes: 25 oz (739 ml) and 40 oz (1183 ml)

• Temperature Control: Keeps drinks cold for up to 24h / hot for up to 12h

• Lids:

  • 25 oz: Press-in spill-resistant lid

  • 40 oz: Screw-on lid with reusable straw

• Safe Materials: Lead & BPA-free

• Fits most car cup holders

• Design: Bold brown typography with a humorous quote — stylish, relatable, and perfect for caffeine-fueled mornings

🎁 Perfect For

• Coffee & tea lovers with a sense of humor

• Busy moms, night owls, or anyone who runs on caffeine

• Office gifts or morning commute essentials

• A funny yet practical self-care item

🧼 Care Instructions

• Hand-wash only

• Not microwave-safe

• Open lid before sealing hot beverages

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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